Cats. Life and everything between

The dentist is like a torture session where they ask questions about your life, act genuinely concerned about you and then start jabbing you in the mouth



in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A


when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ image